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Posted January 21st, 2008, in: Scam Email Mashups

From Mr. James Nkonor

ATTENTION:

I write, asking for your indulgence in re-profiling funds to tune of
Twelve Million, Eight Hundred Thousand United States Dollars (US$12.8m)
which we want to keep safely overseas under your supervision.
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In other words, we would like you to receive the said funds on our
behalf. The Funds were derived over time from a project awarded to a
foreign firm by my Department, and presently the actual contract cost
have been paid to the original project executors, leaving the balance in
the tune of the said amount which we have in principle obtained approval
to remit overseas.

Kindly pardon the use of a medium informal as this for reaching out to
you to make a request of great importance to us.
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Currently, I work as a Director of Projects at The Department of Minerals
& Energy here in Pretoria . I have the authority and approval of my
partners involved in this transaction to negotiate a suitable
compensation for your participation and I propose 22.2 percent, while we
also propose that we receive 46.6 percent and 31.2 percent be earmarked
for purposes of taxation.
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This endeavor has a minimal risk factor on your part provided you treat
it with the utmost discretion. You are advised to reach me through email
for further clarifications.

I am available for further clarification via email or fax: +2711 507 6324.

I kindly wait to hear from you.

Yours Sincerely,

Mr. James Nkonor

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Posted November 15th, 2007, in: Scam Email Mashups

Attention:

How are you today? Hope all is well with you and family?,You may not understand why this mail came to you.We have been having a meeting for the passed 7 months which ended 2 days ago with the then secretary to the UNITED NATIONS.

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This email is to all the people that have been scammed in any part of the world, the UNITED NATIONS have agreed to compensate them with the sum of US$ 100,000. This includes every foriegn contractors that may have not received their contract sum, and people that have had an unfinished transaction or international businesses that failed due to Government probelms etc.We found your name in our list and that is why we are contacting you, this have been agreed upon and have been signed.

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You are advised to contact DR. USMEN JAFFARR of CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA PLC , as he is our representative in NIGERIA contact him immediately for your Cheque/ International Bank Draft of USD$ 100,000. This funds are in a Bank Draft for security purpose ok? so he will send it to you and you can clear it in any bank of your choice.Therefore, you should send him your full Name and telephone number/your correct mailing address where you want him to send the Draft to you.Conatct DR USMEN JEFFARR immediately for your Cheque:
Conatct Dr Usmen Jaffarr immediately for your Cheque:Person to Contact DR USMEN JEFFARR
Email: usmanjeffer010@ubbi.com
Phone: 234 80 84256666

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Thanks and God bless you and your family.Hoping to hear from you as soon as you cash your Bank Draft.Making the world a better place

Regards,

Mr. Kofi Annan
Former Secretary (UNITED NATIONS)

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Posted November 10th, 2007, in: Scam Email Mashups

THOMAS MALCOLM
(Attorney at Law)
8 Warner Yard, London EC1R 5EY, U.K
Direct Tel: +44 (702) 4086-932
Fax: +44 (700) 6035-582
E-mail: tmalcolm46@uymail.com

ATTN: PRESIDENT/OWNER

I am Thomas David Malcolm, a solicitor, and the personal attorney to Mr. Francois Hoel, who is the President/Chief Executive Officer of (HGMT) Hoel Incorporated London, Herein referred as my client.
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On the 3rd of September 1998 at: 11:16 p.m. EDT (03:16 GMT, Swissair Jetliner, with 229 passengers on board bound from New York JFK to Geneva, Switzerland, crashed catastrophically off the coast of Nova Scotia vanishes from radar near Nova Scotia Halifax.

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My client Mr. Francois Hoel, and his wife Mrs. Anne Sophie Hoel, with their three children Marie-Francoise Hoel, Olivia Hoel, Paul Edouard Hoel, were involved in a horrific flight crash, 215 passengers and 14 crewmembers unfortunately lost their lives in the disastrous crash of Swissair Flight 111.May their gentle souls rest in glorious peace Amen.
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I have contacted you to assist me retrieving the funds in a certain investment account of his valued at about US$28,500,000.00 (Twenty-Eight Million Five Hundred Thousand United State Dollars only) left behind by my client before they got confiscated or declared unserviceable by the Finance House where these huge deposits were lodged, Since his wife and kids whom are supposed to inherit the fund are also involved in the air-crash and I have been unsuccessful in locating any of my client relatives. I now seek your consent to present you as the next of kin of the deceased so we can claim this fund together and use some to assist the Tsunami Disaster victims and Charity Organization because if by February 2008 (next year) nobody shows up as the next-of-kin; the account will be frozen by British Government.

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Upon my receipt of your positive response, we shall then discuss the necessary modalities. Subject to the confirmation of death of Mr. Francois Hoel and his family, feel free to visit this website:

http://www.cnn.com/WORLD/americas/9809/07/swissair.victims.list/index.html

I have all necessary legal documents that can be used to back up your claim as the next-of-kin, all I require is your honest co-operation to enable us see this transaction through. I guarantee that this will be executed under a legitimate arrangement that will protect you from any breach of the law. Please get in touch with me immediately you acknowledge the good receipt of this Fax via fax No: +44-700-6035-582 or call me on my Direct Phone NO: +44-702-4086-932 E-mail: tmalcolm46@uymail.com

Anticipating your prompt response.

Best Regards,
BAR. THOMAS D. MALCOLM (Esq)

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Posted November 2nd, 2007, in: Scam Email Mashups

Since I posted my first spam mashup about The Son of Chief Etu Williams, I’ve been getting a lot of traffic from folks searching for the Chief. So I’ve decided to provide a picture of him.
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Here’s another.

Of course, these are just images I stole from the Web. The Chief is another in the long line of Nigerian Princes in Distress.
When there’s pictures, it almost seems more real, doesn’t it?

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Posted November 1st, 2007, in: Scam Email Mashups

update: 2009-10-27. If you are finding this post because you have searched for the word”ghana,” I urge you to look for wisdom about Ghana in other places.  This post is a joke or piece of conceptual art and has nothing to do with any truth about what “ghana” means or is.  I assure you that there probably is a country by this name in Africa, but I have not seen it with my own eyes so I cannot be entirely sure.  Please visit the wikipedia’s article on Ghana first, since the wikipedia will probably give you one of the best starting points possible online in researching Ghana.  Be well, citizens of the world.

Greetings to you.

I must say it my pleasure to send you this email, Please pardon me if
I have intruded on your privacy, how are you doing, I hope you are
Doing fine, if so glory be to God.
My name is Daniel Williams. I am the son of Chief Etu Williams from
the Republic of Sudan.My family and I have been unfortunate to find
ourselves caught up in a very difficult situation. You may be surprise
to receive this letter, but it is of utmost importance to me and my
family.
I am about to entrust my destiny and the destiny of my whole
dependants on you, if you can help me and my sister, it will also be of
immense benefit to you too. This matter demands utmost trust, honesty,
integrity and most important.
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It is only through the above that my family and I will be assured of
our security. This regrettable situation led to the killing of my
father and displacement of my family. During the brutal civil war in my
country, my late father of blessed memory was brutally murdered by the
REBELS
– Mr. Howe Adamu.
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I managed to escape to this country (Accra-Ghana), through the help of
the International Rescue Committee (IRC). Before my late father’s
death, he drew my attention to one of his access containing about $6.2
million dollars which he smuggled out at the start of the war to a
security company in Ghana, the security company does not know the real
contents of the box according to what my father told me.
My father registered the property in my name, he also gave me the
certificate of deposit and some other papers issued to him by the
security company, which I still have in my possession. The problem we
have is that as a refugee, the immigration law does not allow us to
open, hold or operate bank account in Ghana and we do not want to seek
the assistance of just anybody for fear of being duped or defrauded of
our only livelihood.
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My father deposited the property in my name because of my future. I
seriously need your help to move the property out of Africa because if
I tamper with it here in Africa, government may seize it because of our
small age, I am 26 years old now and my sister just 22 years old,
please help us for God sake.
What is holding us here in this country is the property, the life
inside refugee camp is not easy, it’s a very bad situation, hence the
British Government and UN is not really taking care of us. The property
and us have make necessary arrangement legitimately for the transfer of
the property out of Africa; only what I need is someone who will
receive it in abroad that is why we contact you.
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NOTE:PLEASE I COULD HAVE WANT YOU TO COME DOWN TO GHANA BECAUSE THAT
IS WHERE I WLL TRUST YOU AND ALSO YOU WILL SEE EVERYTHING YOURSELF.

We intend to invest the money on a good business, at the same time we
will use part to assist the orphanage Children who are suffering, most
especially we the refugees. I will be looking forward to hear from you,
as I believe that destiny has brought us together.
PLEASE KINDLY RESPOND BACK TO MY ALTERNATIVE EMAIL ADDRESS BELOW:
(daniel_williams01@postiloota.net)
Daniels Williams.

Ahora también puedes acceder a tu correo Terra desde el móvil.
Infórmate pinchando aquí.
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(I added my own pictures from google image searches for things like “me and my sister sudan” and “murdered by the rebels sudan”)

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