Posted September 1st, 2008, in: Evil Robots| Spam and Scams

Here in one post, I will start collecting curious little spam messages and emails I get.  These aren’t interesting enough to get their own posts, but I still like to be found in searches for their emails, urls etc.    

Hi sweetie!      

I’d like to avoid any confusion, I’m writing this on behalf of my mother. She was searching for guys online and came upon your irresistible profile (her words). She’s single and HOT! She wants to experience new things, meet a great guy for dating and more! She’s very alluring, men turn around when she walks? she has very nice curves. She likes going to the movies, drinking coffee and enjoys smart conversation. She plays a few musical instruments but prefers the cello. She’s humorous, romantic and easy-going. I’d like to add that she’s a very perceptive and spiritual person. I hope you’ll write back, you sure won’t regret it. FYI, this is MY account, so don..t reply directly to this message Instead, please use her email address, MarieBashor at gmail..

Well thank you very much

http://myspace.com/269092691

Via Email From tonybenson02@yahoo.com.hk

You can now email me at: sgttonybenson002@yahoo.com

- Dear Friend, I know you would be surprised to read from someone relatively unknown to you before now. My name is Tony Benson, a master sgt. of The U.S. Marine, deployed to Iraq in the beginning of the war in 2003.I would like to share some highly personal classified information about my personal experience and role which I played in the pursuit of my career serving under the U.S ARMY which was at the fore-front of the war in Iraq. Though, I would like to hold back certai n information for security reasons for now until you have found time to visit the BBC website stated below to enable you have insight regarding what I intend to share with you, believing that it would be of your desired interest in one way or the other.Here is a BBC news listing that confirms what I share with you.http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/2988455.stm Also, could you get back to me having visited the above website to enable us discuss in a more vivid manner to the best of your understanding. I must say that I’m very uncomfortable sending this message to you without knowing truly if you would misconstrue the importance and decide to go public.In this regards,I will not hold backto say that the essence of this letter is strictly for mutual benefit of you and I and nothing more.I will be more vivid and coherent in my next email in this regards. Meanwhile,could you send me a mail confirming you have visited the site and understood my intentions?Standing by for you r response. warm regards, master sgt.Tony Benson secured email:tonybenson02@yahoo.com.hk

 

From MySpace

is it u there?:

http://ofthehub. com/go/ms. php?ch=cb8c411a8037611c46a0b5fba697c260 

(ofthehub.com appears to be a virus thing)

I keep getting this email from “Solomon Guei solo.guei1@gmail.com in an email asking me to open an attachment: 

PLEASE OPEN THE ATTACHMENT TO SEE DETAILS.
FROM SOLOMON

the attachment reads:

From: Solomon Kone Guei          

I am Solomon Kone Guei from Coted Ivoire. I am 26 years old; I lost my father a couple of years ago. My father late General Robert Guei was a Ex-Military head of State of Ivory Coast until his untimely death,(You can visit http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/2269238.stm for complete report on this incident).

He was assassinated on the 19th of September 2002 by an unknown group of heavily armed gunmen following the political uprising. To be brief and straight to the point, before his untimely death, he deposited with a finance security company a metal safe box containing

the sum of (Twenty Million United States Dollars Only) $20 million meant for the purchase of heavy artilleries, armored tank, ammunitions and security equipments.

The security company do not know the real contents of the metal safe box is money, because he convincingly told them at the time of deposit that it only contains African Artefact treasures and computer security consumables that does not need air and sun rays, that

will be ship to his foreign business associate in abroad. 

I want you to do me a favor to claim the box as my late father foreign business associate overseas in your country, so that I will come over to your country for investment and resettlement, since the present administration is no more in cordial relationship with my families. 

I will go into partnership investment with you in your country, such as Real Estate and Hotel ownership this is my reason for writing to you. Please if you are willing to assist me, indicate your interest in replying soonest, I will offer you 30% only for your kind and honest assistance. Do kindly send me your direct telephone and fax numbers for an easy communication-mail me:

solo.guei@gmail.com

Mr. Solomon Guei