Posted November 6th, 2007, in: Web 2.0

I mean, there’s not really a way to notify MySpace of the death of a user, is there? So that means my MySpace account would just sort of…

Stop Moving?

I guess People could still add comments. I guess that would be kind of like leaving flowers on my grave…

Although, there’s not really any way people would know they had switched over from leaving normal comments to leaving the flowers-on-the-grave form of self-promoting you do once the person has passed on.

Too bad you can’t bulletin your own death.

After I’m dead, my MySpace profile could live on forever!

Maybe this should be yet one more tedious responsibility of my whomever-has-to-clean-up-after-me-after-I-die-person?

My Last Will and Testament should contain: The text of my Final Bulletin, what to change my ‘Status’ to (including what emoticon to use), a few quick important comments I should make on other people’s profiles (like “Thanks for the add. Also, I’m dead”), a quick picture update, a resetting of my profile song to something appropriate and timeless like Grand Master Flash or something… Etc, Etc, Etc…

That’s a lot of work, and that’s just MySpace… I got profiles all over! Facebook, Friendster, Flickr, YouTube, not to mention WordPress and about a hundred more.

Dam.